I need some nice music

I need some new and nice music into my itouch. Someone just help me get some please…

Oh… I found out that if you like to sing KTV but prefer to sing English songs more than Mandarin, K-ster will be a better place to head to. Their choice of English songs with original MTVs is pretty amazing, at least for me. K-ster is at Lucky Chinatown.

Coke or cock? And the super chao keng king

I’m sorry guys…. I cannot stop laughing when I hear this. I had to share this…. darn funny lah!

You can skip to 6min 15secs… the best part!

I was listening to these podcasts on my ipod while I’m travelling on the train. Can you imagine the stares I get when I had to stop myself from bursting out in laughter… -_-’

Congratulations to self

Congrats to self, for successfully emcee-ing in Mandarin and setting the mood right for the show. And a pat on my shoulder for able to remain cool and calm when that fellow threw a spanner at me by asking me to be his English-to-Mandarin translator, in front of a 500-strong crowd. I had no way to escape, and I smoked through quite well with my not that fluent Mandarin without script.
Okay, quiet honestly, I am beginning to enjoy being an Emcee. Thanks to toastmasters training. I hope they’ll ask me to host using English in future. Mandarin is tough.

And so I thought I could rest well for 2 weeks before school starts but I was wrong! Imagine the shock when I received an email with the timetable, classes starts today. Blur me!

Class start = stop toastmasters chapter meetings

The timing clashes. At least, for the next one year. I have to figure out how…

Beach bummer

What if you could lead a really different kind of lifestyle? Would you do it?

The beach bummer lifestyle appeals to me. If I could live by the seaside, I would earn my keeps by selling cooling drinks and concortions that other beach bummers would love. I’ll get Joy to learn wakeboarding and surfing. I’ll nap on the hammock between 2 coconut trees. I can chat with handsome beachboys and look at beachbabes while they strut around in their sexy bikinis.

Geez. I wonder what kind of lifestyle will that be?

Of diamond size and wedding stuffs

It was the annual gathering with my secondary school classmates. Most of us have started working, with a few who are still pursuing their education. The topic that most of us seem to be talking about, is ‘Marriage’. I guess for females in their mid twenties, Marriage seem to be a very natural thing for those who have been attached for some time. The guys, on the other hand are still striving to establish their careers first. And for the fortunate few whose wedding plans are in the cards, Diamond ring size is the most commonly asked question.

“How big is your Diamond?”

“I’m not too sure, but I find it very small.”

Eyes grew bigger as we all looked upon the shiny thang that is blinding us. The guys kept silent, perhaps even too shocked to say anything. Futher probing from the ladies, and we found out that the ring had been upgraded once before because it was even smaller before that.

I can sense the guys are sweating…

“I heard the minimum standard is at least 2 months of the guy’s salary.”

“That depends on how much the guy earns, 2 months worth is just a guideline.”

“Yup, I think so far most of my friends’ ring cost at least S$9,000 and above.”

I think the guys wished the ladies could just stop talking about the diamond sizes and their ever-incessant rumbings about how small their diamonds are. Or perhaps deep down, they pity those men who might have to go into debts or eat loti even before the marriage.

Ah! Now I understand why so many of my male friends kept telling me that they want to go Vietnam to find their better half! Damn it! They must have been too scared and pee their pants knowing how materialistic Singaporeans girls are! Shit!

That is a sweeping statement alright?

At least for me, diamond size is secondary. What matters to me, is whether I’m ready. If money has to be spend, I rather spend it on better decorations for the home or good photography and videography for the wedding day. I cannot stand cheesy photos, neither can I stand the all boring wedding dinner.

The numerous weddings that I have attended so far, none has impressed me. Nothing that spells ‘FUN’. Good food is a bonus when the wedding venues are at famous restaurants, but sacrifice comes in terms of hall sizes. Its really hard to strike a balance.

Suddenly, I think I might have an idea what topic to use for the coming Humourous Speech contest.

Diamonds and Singapore girls.

Just a video I found that impresses me alot, unlike the typical cheesy ones we see in Singapore. Don’t Singapore have such talented people?

I need to get intoxified

Just pardon me for a while, while I use very unglam singlish.

Wah lao eh!!!! I am superberedly stretcheeeed lor. Give me a break plsssssssss.

You know what I need most now? Book myself to Bali, lay on the sunny beach, hang around in the pubs at those beaches and intoxicate my system with margaritas, around-the-world, and other similarly-potent drinks.

Shut down my mobile and stay away from emails and MSN.

While I get tipsy by midday and then party till the cows come home at clubs.

Nah. I have way pass that phase of life to waste myself like that.

What will i do instead? Head to the beach for some adventurous sea sports and perhaps even try white water rafting! Now that kind of excitement and adrenaline rush will really do some good to my mental state.

My colleague gave me a word of advice, “zhuo lang kiang jiao hor, mai gay kiang”. Ask your hokkien friends if you don’t understand.

I cannot help it.

Tip to cheer yourself up

If you enjoy stupid brainless corny jokes like me, please tune in to FM 98.7 at night on weekdays from 8pm to 12 midnight.

Seriously.

I always burst out laughing when I hear The Muttons speak. They are really good when it comes to suaning people, I wonder how their brain works.

Cheers!

Wonderful night, lots of toasts. We the toastmasters live up to our name!

Evans Road.

Yums to The Lychee Wine.

Delicious mushroom spaghetti.

Roaring laughters on toiletbowl jokes.

Happy.

Dog plays dead

Woohoo….. finally Joy has learned how to play dead. Whahaha…. it is worth it. So now, she knows how to sit, stand, down, shake hand, high five and play dead!